Monday, December 29, 2008

Just Swallow It


I knew what was coming as I drove Sofia home from a party at Kid Planet last night. Those ball pits are lethal and as predicted,three hours later, Sofia was screaming with ear pain. So, she downed a couple of teaspoons of kid's Motrin and snoozed away with Brie in her arms. Precious. Ok. I cannot tell a lie, I gave her a couple of eardrops that had expired in 2006, but what was I supposed to do in the face of her cries of desperation and agony? I'll probably get thrown off of Wellsphere for admitting to such a high crime. *smile* She survived.

I think I may explode after the amount of holiday food I've eaten over the past five days. We went to Luca's cousin's podere yesterday for a bbq and took Brie. By miracle she peed outside but only because when we arrived at their house, she was greeted by a bulldog, and two other gigantic dogs. Poor Brie. If Lola has a licking fetish, Brie runs through the house with my panties in her mouth. Could anyone be NORMAL in this insane house??

Luca took Lola to get spayed this morning and the vet, a friend of mine, called me to say Lola was growling. I told her to protect her nose and good luck to her. Hmm. New Year's Eve is just around the corner. After the year I just passed, I'm cooking up some frozen pizza, chugging a bottle of spumante, throwing on my sweats and curling up with a book and Brie...and if we're four in the bed- the more the merrier!

 

(I had to bring him back *smile*)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

:)

It was GOOD to see him again.

Unknown said...

You r so funny:))

tammy said...

You crack me up! : )

Anonymous said...

When ya title this "just swallow it" and then you show that picture. Is it safe to say that you don't spit it out? ;)

Anonymous said...

the music you choose is awesome!!!
Welcome back "Santa "
deb

Unknown said...

Dearest Valhallian,
I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap! Mary Poppins is singing! Get your mind out of the gutter!! *smile*

Unknown said...

Hiya Debs!
Kiss that boy!Do you ever sleep?? Cutler

Anonymous said...

wouldn't know who is singing, but since you bring it up, I suppose the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious comes to mind after you've swallowed eh? heh sorry, couldn't resist that one ;)

Unknown said...

Do you think my kids will read this blog one day? The thought kind of scares me...:))

Anonymous said...

the thought of your kids reading this oughtta scare the bejeezus outta you. I'd imagine they still haven't seen what Santa looks like outside of his suit have they? ;)